Bruce Buffer

 If this story was about a prizefight, Bruce Buffer would be the first to announce himself. Bruce Buffer is the contestant. He also has the 13-year-old baby brother. He grew up under the tutelage of legends and was compelled to make his own sound, take control of his sport and become his own Buffer. So he decided to go to a music that was suitably UFC and a track that was distinctly Bruce. "Jump Around," by House of Pain, let's say. Bruce jumps around. Nods his head. Energy swells out of his body in squiggly lines.And it's now time to call the winner. When he gets closer to the rings the lights dim and the speakers blast out something appropriate to Michael Buffer. "Diamonds are Forever" It's the Shirley Bassey version. Michael is patient. He knows how to enter an area. He can make VIPs feel comfortable regarding their appearance at Ringside. He doesn't need to set himself once he gets into the ring, because the way he was made was for this. It's effortless. All he needs to do is to open his mouth